okay, do this:
buy one tub of tofutti better than cream cheese and one package of oreos (or newman o’s, or whatever you prefer; vegan chocolate sandwich cookies). crush the cookies in a food processor and blend with the cream cheese.
roll that mixture into balls, put on a cookie sheet and chill in the fridge for awhile.
melt some ghirardelli semi-sweet chocolate chips, or tropical source chips in a double boiler (or however you like to melt chocolate). get the balls out of the fridge and get to dippin’.
put back in fridge.
come back in a little while and EAT THEM ALL, OH MY GOD.
i haven’t tried this yet, but you could also melt those newfangled organica vegan white chocolate bars, and then drizzle that over the top. anyway, my cousin made these for me recently and i wanted to kiss her. in fact, i did kiss her. i love her so.