“for more sustenance”

yesterday i went to a coffee shop with a friend, and i hadn't eaten anything yet so i was contemplating getting a breakfast burrito. on my way to the counter to order, however, i saw that "tomato basil bisque" (or something like that) was their soup of the day. i can almost never resist soup, so i switched gears right then and there and asked if the tomato soup was vegan. the guy taking our order gave me kind of a blank look, and then turned around to ask the girl behind him. she, looking much more confident, said "no" right away, and explained that it contained half-and-half. i thanked her and she wandered off to do something somewhere else. i then followed up with, "the curried potato tofu breakfast burrito is vegan though, right?" and he said, "no, it has eggs." 

allow me a quick aside here: i have looked at this menu several times, both in person and online, and have never noticed eggs in the description for this breakfast burrito. it has always struck me as their token vegan option; the other three breakfast burritos, including the veggie one, list eggs explicitly in the description, while this one does not. so even though i was asking, i was 99% certain that he was going to tell me yes, it's vegan.

anyhow, when he said that it had eggs, i'm sure i made a totally weird WTF face (not a mean one, but a weird one for sure), and i said, "it DOES?" and he was all, "yeah, they all do," and i was all, "but it has tofu, that seems kind of weird…" and he said, "huh?" and i said, "well it has tofu," and he got defensive and said, "just because it has TOFU doesn't mean it's VEGAN," and i was all, sheesh dude, and i said, "well yes i realize that, but tofu is kind of doing the job of the eggs in that burrito, is all," and he goes, "well it has eggs, too, you know for more sustenance." 

at which point i just had to keep the eye-rolling and the snarky comments to myself and i just said, "okay, i'll have a soy chai then." *big smile*

after we had completed the transaction and were waiting around for the chai to be ready, my friend and i walked over to the giant menu sign and scrutinized it. she agreed with me that it seemed (from the description) not to include eggs, and she encouraged me to ask someone else. i tried to seek out the girl who knew about the soup, but wasn't able to get her attention in a sneaky fashion, so i just stood around until a different guy wandered over to ask me if i needed something. i asked him, and he said, "i'm not sure, let me go check!" and then we giggled about the fact that i'd probably get busted out when he went to ask the same guy i'd just been bickering with. he didn't, thank goodness, and he returned in a moment to confirm that the tofu burrito was in fact vegan. yay! and also, duh, because that makes SO much more sense.

of course, by then i felt too awkward to order it, since i'd have to go right back to the guy who just insisted that tofu-eaters need eggs for sustenance, so we just went to sit down with our drinks. about five or ten minutes later, the guy showed up at our table and said, and i quote, "okay, just for future reference? i'm the idiot; there are no eggs in the tofu burrito, and it's vegan." hee! i thought that was very nice of him, and totally endearing. we exchanged pleasantries and he went on his way. i never ended up ordering it after all, but i plan to do so the next time i stop by.
Advertisements

4 comments

  1. great story!
    “for more sustenance” could apply to anything you would add additionally to a food thing. now with…olives! for more sustenance! now with…apples! for more sustenance!

  2. OKAY SOME BACKUP. FINALLY. I have always thought eggs and tofu to be mutually exclusive. RIGHT?! I ordered a tofu omelet at one of my favorite (and notoriously veggie friendly) restaurants and i got a big heaping pile of EGGS with TOFU in it! WTF!!!
    lucky your dude was nice in the end… my waitress was a snot after i told her i assumed the tofu was in place of the eggs, and i didn’t want the food.

  3. Nice to hear a nice ending. Kudos to your friend – and to you since I’m sure your polite but principled manner had an effect on him. Eggs for sustenance? No, tofu for honesty.

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s